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10 things that turn her off in the bedroom
People come and go, but what they take with them is memories. And how will you like to be remembered? The strong man who didn't know what to do in the bedroom? Or who did things wrongly?
If sex is a spice in your relationship, these are ten things that you shouldn't do in the bedroom because you might ruin everything.
1) Kissing with gum in your mouth
This one bothers me alot. Like how do you do it? Do you hide it under your tongue or you just keep chewing while kissing. Ewww! This is immature, stupid and lazy. If you can't spit the gum out, don't kiss.
2) Going too fast
This is another immature trait. It shows you are a learner in the bedroom. As much as you want to quickly reach the country house, you have to take a long drive around the country. Sex is important, but foreplay is importanter. Take your time to appreciate her body and don't make it look like you are on a rush to catch Oshodi bus. (Foreplay tips dropping soon).
3)Not listening
Unless it was a quick makeout and you didn't put your hearing aid on, you have no reason not to listen. Listening can help direct your wrongs into rights. She is the owner of her body, so she will tell you where to touch and how to touch. When you hear things like 'ouch', tis painful and you need to stop or slow down. So many orgasms have been truncated cos of this bad habit.
4)Not letting her come first
This one is a very bad habit. Although a lot of guys are guilty about it, it is wrong. When we guys cum, we are exhausted and we aren't even bothered about the girl. Accumulation of events like this makes her fraustrated and she will leave your lazy ass one day. Except you have ways of making her cum after you cum, make sure she cums first before you.
5)Being Selfish
Except you have the body of TreySongs or the money of OBO, you have no right to put your hands behind your head while a woman is servicing you. That's pathetic. Get busy with any of her erogenous zone while she is doing her thing. Those things try to make her more happy too.
6) Be a good kisser
This one is suppose to be number one. Most people especially people in a relationship/marriage even skip this part. This is the solid rock. Kissing pumps alot of pleasure and create heat both of you will enjoy. Be a good one too. Dont make lousy noises when kissing(like the sound of a techno phone screenshoting). Take her lips with passion and don't be aggressive about it (except she said you should do it, with reference to number 3)
7) Being too quiet
She doesn't mean you should have an ongoing monologue, but at least dont act like you are dead. Zero communication is completely weird, disconnecting and detaching.
8) Bragging before anything happens.
Myself and half of the boys on the planet are guilty of this. We want to tell the girl of how we can do wonders, and how she needs to prepare to meet a rock. But what if you disappoint? What if that day you were as soft as starch? What if the odds weren't in your favour? She will be grossly disappointed. So as much as you can, try not to brag. But there are ways of making her anticipate you
9) Bad hygiene
Foul smelling odours, penile discharge and dirty pubic hairs are not healthy for your sexual staminar. They will turn her off. They will also turn you off. Dirty hands, dirty nails too are also turn offs. Bad breath is a killer. That one can turn relationship off. Try to keep your hygiene on an A level.
10) Going down on a woman for too long or not long enough.
This one is very subjective, but the catch here is moderation. Going down on a woman for 60 seconds shows you are lazy, not into it or you aren't feeling 'there' enough. Its just like you wanna get an A for trying, but what's the point? But going down on her for an hour is crazy too. She didnt come all the way to collect head longer than time for a football match. Maybe because you like it doesn't mean you should bore her with it. If it is too long, you might not get the part when she wants you to go in.
By Sainty
Which did I miss out?
Which isn't supposed to be on the list?
Drop your opinion here. Ever had a turn off experience and you wanna share? DM Sainty on 08135826616
If sex is a spice in your relationship, these are ten things that you shouldn't do in the bedroom because you might ruin everything.
1) Kissing with gum in your mouth
This one bothers me alot. Like how do you do it? Do you hide it under your tongue or you just keep chewing while kissing. Ewww! This is immature, stupid and lazy. If you can't spit the gum out, don't kiss.
2) Going too fast
This is another immature trait. It shows you are a learner in the bedroom. As much as you want to quickly reach the country house, you have to take a long drive around the country. Sex is important, but foreplay is importanter. Take your time to appreciate her body and don't make it look like you are on a rush to catch Oshodi bus. (Foreplay tips dropping soon).
3)Not listening
Unless it was a quick makeout and you didn't put your hearing aid on, you have no reason not to listen. Listening can help direct your wrongs into rights. She is the owner of her body, so she will tell you where to touch and how to touch. When you hear things like 'ouch', tis painful and you need to stop or slow down. So many orgasms have been truncated cos of this bad habit.
4)Not letting her come first
This one is a very bad habit. Although a lot of guys are guilty about it, it is wrong. When we guys cum, we are exhausted and we aren't even bothered about the girl. Accumulation of events like this makes her fraustrated and she will leave your lazy ass one day. Except you have ways of making her cum after you cum, make sure she cums first before you.
5)Being Selfish
Except you have the body of TreySongs or the money of OBO, you have no right to put your hands behind your head while a woman is servicing you. That's pathetic. Get busy with any of her erogenous zone while she is doing her thing. Those things try to make her more happy too.
6) Be a good kisser
This one is suppose to be number one. Most people especially people in a relationship/marriage even skip this part. This is the solid rock. Kissing pumps alot of pleasure and create heat both of you will enjoy. Be a good one too. Dont make lousy noises when kissing(like the sound of a techno phone screenshoting). Take her lips with passion and don't be aggressive about it (except she said you should do it, with reference to number 3)
7) Being too quiet
She doesn't mean you should have an ongoing monologue, but at least dont act like you are dead. Zero communication is completely weird, disconnecting and detaching.
8) Bragging before anything happens.
Myself and half of the boys on the planet are guilty of this. We want to tell the girl of how we can do wonders, and how she needs to prepare to meet a rock. But what if you disappoint? What if that day you were as soft as starch? What if the odds weren't in your favour? She will be grossly disappointed. So as much as you can, try not to brag. But there are ways of making her anticipate you
9) Bad hygiene
Foul smelling odours, penile discharge and dirty pubic hairs are not healthy for your sexual staminar. They will turn her off. They will also turn you off. Dirty hands, dirty nails too are also turn offs. Bad breath is a killer. That one can turn relationship off. Try to keep your hygiene on an A level.
10) Going down on a woman for too long or not long enough.
This one is very subjective, but the catch here is moderation. Going down on a woman for 60 seconds shows you are lazy, not into it or you aren't feeling 'there' enough. Its just like you wanna get an A for trying, but what's the point? But going down on her for an hour is crazy too. She didnt come all the way to collect head longer than time for a football match. Maybe because you like it doesn't mean you should bore her with it. If it is too long, you might not get the part when she wants you to go in.
By Sainty
Which did I miss out?
Which isn't supposed to be on the list?
Drop your opinion here. Ever had a turn off experience and you wanna share? DM Sainty on 08135826616
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